The Late Scratch Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Ref: "Number Kittle, that's a flag." Kittle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Kittle, Kittle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.