The Late Scratch Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kittle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kittle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.