The Blocking Assignment Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kittle's stadium. Only over Kittle.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.