The Chip-and-Release Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kittle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.