The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kittle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.