The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kittle is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kittle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.