The Invisible Route Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kittle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kittle runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.