The Hamstring Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kittle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Brock Purdy
- Sam LaPorta
- Mike Evans
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.