The Hamstring Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Kittle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kittle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.