The Chip-and-Release Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kittle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Brock Purdy
- Sam LaPorta
- Mike Evans
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.