The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kittle's stadium. Only over Kittle.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.