The Blocking Assignment Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.