The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kittle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.