The Snap Count Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kittle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.