The Late Scratch Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Ref: "Number Kittle, that's a flag." Kittle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kittle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.