The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Kittle catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.