The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- The broadcast shows Kittle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kittle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.