The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Kittle has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kittle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.