The Hamstring Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Kittle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.