The Phantom Flag Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.