The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.