The Chip-and-Release Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kittle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.