The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Packers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.