The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Golden is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.