The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.