The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.