The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.