The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.