The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.