The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Johnson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
74%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.