The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.