The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Redman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Redman lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Redman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.