The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Packers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.