The Late Scratch Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Packers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Packers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.