The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Packers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.