The Phantom Flag Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dulcich scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dulcich, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.