The Chip-and-Release Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dulcich's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.