The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Dulcich's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dulcich's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.