The Chip-and-Release Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Helm's stadium. Only over Helm.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Helm lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
84%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Helm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.