The Chip-and-Release Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Helm, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.