The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Helm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Helm, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.