The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Helm's stadium. Only over Helm.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Helm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.