The Phantom Flag Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.