The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Helm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.