The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.