The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Helm, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.