The Chip-and-Release Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Helm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Helm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.