The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Helm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Helm, Helm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.