The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Helm is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Helm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.