The Invisible Route Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Helm catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.